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“How
do you solve a problem like a Wraithlord” (To the tune of “How do you solve
a problem like Maria” from “The Sound of Music”) by Steve Mansfield
How do you solve a
problem like a Wraithlord?
How do you kill - not one - but two or three?
How do you find a phrase that means a Wraithlord?
"It's too overpowered!"
"It don't cost enough!"
"It's cheese!"
Many a thing
you own
You'd like to shoot them,
Many a thing it ought
To crack that shell.
But how do you make it stay,
Not shooting you all the way?
How do you stop a wave
Of its mighty hand?
Oh, how do you solve
A problem like a Wraithlord?
When all you hold's
A lasgun in your hand?
[With sincere apologies to Rogers and Hammerstein]
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